Why im better than you

Dear diary,

I've been reading my past entries, reliving past memories, and just really absorbing how much of a hero i really am. And to be honest i think its time a recap to remind myself. Of course i cant go, into the full details of every act of heroism i have taken part in, my keyboard simply cant handle that kind of punishment.

I catch public transport, instead of driving.
It really helps me sleep at night knowing that, i am single handedly saving the environment one tree at a time. I also make a conscious effort to put all my rubbish into the bin and to use green bags(those bage made out of canvas) whenever i go shopping, instead of plastic, because we all know plastic is the environments worst enemy. I check my mail box every day, because i know that if mother nature, ever learns to master the keyboard or pen and paper, that i will be receiving a thank you letter. Me being the brilliant mind i am understands that evolution takes time, and so i am patiently waiting for that day. Thats another good quality of mine, im patient and happy to wait. I really dont know how i do it, i guess its all just part of being a hero.

I smile at everyone i come into contact with.
 It burdens my conscience  to know that online communication is slowly taking its market share on smiles, with its new and innovative expressions such as :) or :D, which aren't real smiles. They are more a text based representation of a real smile, and since they are only two dimensional, lacking serious attention to detail(you dont see dimples on a text based smile), and so black and white(double connotations implied) they only supply 2% HF of a real smile(happiness factor) . Though me being the humanitarian that i am, do my best to keep peoples daily real smile count as high as i can, whether i am genuinely happy or not, i will provide the general public with smile aid, its just part of what i do to make the world a better place.

I keep the economy going. Whether or not we are in a financial crisis, like that being experienced from 2007-now, or a boom, I will continue to do my bit. I will be spending money on goods and services, until my dieing breath. I could easily do what so many selfish people do and go live off the land, hunting animals and foraging fruit and vegetables , not contributing a dime. Though me being the selfless person i am, will put myself through the pain of consuming another cappuccino, chocolate bar or a new accessory for my iphone, because i know thats what it takes to keep the economy going. Sometimes i think its thanks to me that Australia's economy is in such a good state.

I could go on for much longer, though i think im going to stop here, my wrists are hurting just at the thought of it....

dazzatwentytwo signing off

--more 2010 druel